Our vibrator buying guide for beginners: How to choose a sex toy
There’s a lot of vibrator fear-mongering out there, mostly from idiots who are threatened by female sexual empowerment. Or that your male partners would be intimidated by your vibrator usage? Let’s bust through the BS and talk about how to make your vibrator a healthy part of your masturbatory life.
If noisy buzzing takes you out of the moment, consider this cock ring and its amazingly quiet (but not weak) vibrations. Its shimmies and shakes have a low, rumbly timbre for deep, satisfying sensations, and its matte silicone is super soft against skin, especially when lubed. This cock ring doesn’t have a lot of bells and whistles, but that’s the point if you’d rather hear moans than vibes.
Sam, the founder of a spicy audio membership club called Best Kept Secret, recommends the TENGA GEO Coral for men (or folks with penises) who want to be discreet and still have a good time. It has an oversized, flat tip that sits snugly against your G-spot, and unlike other internal vibrators, this one isn’t so big that you’ll have a hard time getting it in or out. If using lube, I do suggest a water-based lubricant to ensure everything slips in smoothly.
If you do have this amazing little gadget on full power for 30 minutes on your clitoris—or whatever body part is your main avenue to climaxing—you’ll be inundated with orgasms. At just three inches in length, it’s about two-thirds the size of the original Vesper and Vesper 2. This sex toy does have a higher price than the original, but considering that my Vesper from 2014 is still working—it’s a worthy investment. You’ll also get to be part of a club of bold and fearless people who know that sometimes, the best place for your favorite vibrator is around your neck.
(BTW, A Roll In The Hay and Oh Joy Sex Toy are two of my favorite reviewers). As fan-freaking-tastic as masturbation is, there’s often an annoying amount of work that goes into solo sex play. Yes, a dynamite vibrator will make the experience easier, but all that maneuvering?
Time and time again, I will toss a breezy , adjustable C-ring like this into my bag or back pocket. It’s discreet, and works for pretty much all penis sizes (the max adjustment level is 8.5 inches), and when you’re done using it, the release toggle is just a push away. Listen, I want to do my part for the environment, but I also want to get off—and now I can do both. The Gaia Eco surprised me with its power and design—it’s not just a gimmick, it works. Plus, I feel slightly better about my life choices knowing my vibrator isn’t contributing to landfills. The PlusOne Dual Vibrating Massager delivers pleasure without the hefty price tag.
With its shiny metallic finish in neon-bright colors, this is one of the most aesthetically pleasing bullets in my collection. Since this toy is longer and thicker than bullet vibes typically are vibrators, it can be used for internal vaginal stimulation in a pinch, making it a versatile pick. Unlike most motorized sex toys, which need to be plugged in prior to use, the Vibrato comes fully charged. So immediately after investigating the buttons and giving the toy a quick wash with warm water and fragrance-free soap (it’s waterproof, another bonus), I got down to it. Since downsizing to an apartment with limited storage, I’ve come to see the value in versatile sex toys, or gadgets that can be used in multiple ways. Figure out whether or not you’ll want to use your vibe for anal penetration—because if you do, it absolutely must have a flared base.